Edward Karpp is a new horror writer with stories published in Thuggish Itch: Viva Las Vegas (Gypsum Sound Tales), Schlock! Horror! (Hellbound Books), and more upcoming anthologies. In his day job, he is a college dean. He lives in Southern California with his wife, two children (one girl and one boy), and two pets (one cat and one dog). His not-entirely-serious writing about misunderstood movies can be found at Senseless Cinema (http://www.senselesscinema.com), where he writes under the pseudonym Dr. Pseudonymous.